Marathon Men

This place is full of marathon men and women at the moment. Some have their eyes set on New York. Others on Dublin. And many more on Belfast.

There's even talk of crazy half-marathons in Donegal and the BUPA run in the Phoenix Park. I have no idea how we've all become so health-conscious of late - we've even cut out the Pickled Onion Monster Munch crisps at lunchtime.

However, just to warn all my co-Belfast Marathon relay runners, there may be a need to call someone off the sub's bench if my knees keep creaking and popping the way they are at present.
* This isn't us - but we'll look just as silly in a few months' time.  
* I've got two of these. Neither one is working properly. Any suggestions?