Welcome to the Twilight Zone

The sun was sinking low as the weary golfers emerged onto the veranda at Bangor Golf Club for a final snapshot as a keepsake to remember the MRI Scanner Appeal Charity Day. Then, all of a sudden, Ross spotted the Lady Captain. "Quick! he screamed. "Nab her!" The poor woman didn't stand a chance. "Sit there, love, and say Cheesy Wotsits." Gamefully, the brave woman duly obliged as Ross's left hand firmly clamped her to the spot. All things considered, the perfect end to a perfect day. (Well, almost - we all wound up in the back room at Fealty's for several scoops.)

* Sam Sharpe falls into the arms of Ross. Mark Oliver remains unmoved.

* International sailing star Ross Parker picks up yet another award